Tag: funny
group name: krystalbryanb
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July 16, 2008 04:47 PM EDT --
Hundreds and hundreds,
Fly by in the sky.
Tens and tens,
Run under the sun.
Ones and ones,
Go rowing so slow.
Hundreds, tens, ones.
They have all . . . more
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June 20, 2008 10:42 PM EDT --
A biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under . . . more
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July 04, 2008 06:32 PM EDT --
In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 am and after 4 pm in Norfolk, Virginia.
Ducks . . . more
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June 09, 2008 06:21 PM EDT --
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
~ David Dixon, 1998, winning entry of the Haiku Error Messages 21st Challenge by Charlie Varon and Jim Rosenau, sponsored . . . more
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June 01, 2008 02:05 PM EDT --
"Crap... Someone knocked over my recycle bin... There's icons all over my desktop..." found on gdarguad.net
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July 26, 2008 08:44 PM EDT --
"I had to google ' jfgi ' to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming." - found on gdargaud.net
** 'jfgi' - just f&&&ing Google it
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May 27, 2008 09:50 AM EDT --
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver. - Robert Paul
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June 02, 2008 05:29 PM EDT --
"Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked." - Jeff Pesis (found on thinkexist.com)
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June 06, 2008 12:00 PM EDT --
"The Web is like a dominatrix. Everywhere I turn, I see little buttons ordering me to Submit." - Nytwind (found on devtopics.com)
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June 27, 2008 09:30 PM EDT --
"Always program as if the person who will be maintaining your program is a violent psychopath that knows where you live." - Martin Golding (found on comedy-zone.net)
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July 03, 2008 01:02 PM EDT --
This appears in many common BIOS as a real error message:
"Keyboard not found. Press < F1 > to RESUME." - found on comedy-zone.net
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July 16, 2008 11:21 AM EDT --
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." - Emo Philips (found at devtopics. com)
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July 16, 2008 04:38 PM EDT --
Ogal and Mick: A Story for Susanna
Chapter 2, Part 1
"So, Ogal, what do you know about Jermandy? Because all I know is what I've heard in stories from others." Mick . . . more
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